Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Happy Birthday!

I would just like to wish Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie-Pitt a happy first birthday. May your daddy continue to be hot and may your mommy stop adopting babies and calling you a "blob" in Vanity Fair. Happy Birthday Shiloh!

Plain White Ts - Hey There Delilah - Official

This song makes my heart hurt.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

A few of my favorite things

So last Saturday was my going away party, entitled "These are a few of his favorite things." People were instructed to come dressed up as my favorite things.

Kelly came as....Kelly. Wokka Wokka!

The girls came as sex and the City

Miss Heidi Hansen came as Miss Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City. She totally put my costume to shame. It was DEAD ON.

And Doug a clown. THANKS DOUG!!!

Miss USA takes a Fall


5/23/07Cat Fight on the View, Rosie vs Elizabeth

Welcome to the Freak Show

Hello everyone and welcome to BriTunes--the mumblings, musings, mishaps, miracles and mistakes of the one and only B-Rian Bahr.

Obv. this first post is going to be really, really exciting as I don't really much to say. Today is my second to last day at Select Health insurance and I'm a mix of emotions. This entire week has been a mix of emotions. I expect the weekend to be just the same. Had to say goodbye to Kelly yesterday and then be alone and pack all day. Thank God Roommate Doug came home before I went to bed or I might have slit my wrists. Despite what you may think, cats are not good company. They are mean and selfish.

And now a segment I like to call: In the News. It is going to be my take on the latest celebrity news, which I know you all want to know about.

The big news of the day today is that Lindsey Ho-Han is back in rehab. After crashing her Mercedes Saturday morning and having police determine that she was drunkity drunk drunk, they also found a "useable" amount of cocaine in the car. She then proceeded to go to a friend's BBQ on Sunday and passed out in the front seat of a car. Cut to Tuesday where she's back in rehab. Maybe if Dina Lohan wasn't such a freak Ho-Han's rehab stint would have worked the first time around.

After the big political fight on last Wednesday's "The View" things can't be good between Ro and Liz. Apparently Rosie and Elizabeth Hasselbeck have been emailing but Rosie stated on her website that she doubts they will ever speak again. Word on the street is that it was the split-screen that drove Rosie over the edge. "I don't want to be on f__cking Hannity and Colmes" Rosie was quoted to be saying as per comedian Kathy Griffin. Personally, I just think that Rosie has a big ol lesbian crush on Elizabeth.

And if you still haven't seen the fight yet, you have GOT to check it out! I posted it above.

Miss USA fell on her ass. You know how I like me bloopers.

And that's all I gotz!