I just met Taylor for lunch. I would like to tell you about a conversation that we had.
Kristen Taylor: So I have to tell you something about Mr. Big.
Brian: What's wrong? Is she okay!?
Taylor: I think so.
Brian: What do you mean 'you think so?'
Taylor: Well she's alive...
Brian: Is she puking?
Brian: What happened?
Taylor: So I'm getting ready to come meet you and I was watching a little tv first. Mr. Big was sitting on the couch next to me and I noticed she was sitting on something. I didn't pay much attention to it until she moved again and I saw that it was a rubber band. Then she got off the couch and I noticed that the rubber band...was coming out of her butt.
Taylor: She kept trying to bite it but then it would scare her when it moved.
Yes, ladies and gentleman, my cat is currently at home, apparently trying to get a rubber band out of her butt. O. M. G.
THIRTY DAYS IN NEW YORK: Dinner.
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