A candid shot of me and BFF Taylor seeing each other for the first time after her wedding in Utah. For whatever reason, it appears like we're the ones getting married and everyone is watching waiting for us to kiss. I assure you, no kissing was happening but there sure was a lot of love in that courtyard! Doesn't she look slammin'!? I, on the other hand, look quite boxy. Please take note that I did not look boxy. I looked fantastic. Me marrying a girl, me looking boxy--this picture is one giant optical allusion!!
I was born in the wagon of a traveling show. My mama used to dance for the pennies they'd throw. I'm miss American dream since I was seventeen. I'm Mrs. Lifesytle's of the rich and famous. I'm Mrs. oh my God that Britney's shameless...oh wait...no I'm not. I'm just me. Brian B.