...for a second about this new season of The Bachelor, starring my boyfriend Jason Mesnick?
I'm a little bit alarmed about this season, not to mention the fact that that whorebag slut of a skank, Deanna Konsapolas,
Deanna only wishes.
In other, quite horrifying news, I ran into someone in the cafeteria this morning and she said I looked like a "bear." She then proceeded to explain to me what a bear was. I am well aware of what a bear is. Allow me to explain. As you may know, I'm currently sporting a beard. I was going to shave it today but everyone at work said they liked it, so I'm keeping it for a hot second. Now, in the gay community, a bear is typically a bigger (read: fatter) guy, very hairy, almost always sporting facial hair. Exhibit A.
Please note: I AM NOT A BEAR. Nor will I ever BE a bear. As soon as she started explaining to me what kind of bear she meant, I stopped her and laughed it off but inside I was offended and HORRIFIED! I almost went to the bathroom and shaved it off right then. I would like to never be compared to a bear again, thank you very much. My mom compared me to Ryan, from "The Office" and now THAT'S a comparison I can deal with.
A bear. Hmph. Why I never....