Whether to get a picture of everyone or just the spread of food, we sure do like our shots at the dinner table, don't we? Please note two things: 1. In the top picture, Justine is drunk as a skunk. But you'd never know it, would you?! She's mastered the fine art of taking a great picture completely hammered. I've never been more proud. 2. The absence of Bill. BillBahr in the pictures. One of these years we've gotta have someone else take the picture! Can't we just hire someone to do that?
"A present? For me?!"
Loves it. Her. It. Her.
A Melissa Bahr staple, overhead shots ended up happening over the week.
If you look on M's facebook, she has at least a thousand pictures just like these. She does a good job at it, but Patrick and I had to really show her how it's done.
Flawless. Tyra Banks, where is my call?
Pat had a fun idea for us all to bring our ugly sweaters home and wear them on Christmas morning. If you look closely, you can see my perfectly wrapped presents in the background. The wrapping paper was argyle. ARGYLE!
Melissa didn't have an ugly sweater, so this is the closest I could find in her closet.
The picture is so cheesy, I don't even have a funny quip for it. What are you people doing to me?
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Careful with that glass Justine, you know what white wine does to you!
Love me some Cousin T!
Can't you just leave me alone? Famous people have feelings too!
Would a vacation of mine be complete without some form of karaoke?
I'm not sure if she just wanted a turn or was angry about something. At any rate, Patrick why is your shirt so GD big?!
*Marley and Me
Towards the end of my visit, we all decided to take in a movie together. Enter Marley and Me. Warning: DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE IF YOU HAVE EVER OWNED, PETTED, OR SEEN A DOG!! It is emotionally manipulating and painful. Jen Aniston puts out a great performance though and the movie has reconfirmed my love for her. Owen Wilson, however, can suck it.
"Why? Because we love you!"