Welcome to this Friday edition of "WTF?" Seriously people, WTF.
Let's start with the obvious WTF of the week...
Seriously Lost, WTF? You were so confusing last season and now in the first episode you're not even going to start answering any questions you're just going to give us more??! Wtf?! If I wasn't so concerned with finding out the secret of the island I would quit you, I would quit you right now. I'll stay true, but man you frustrate me!
Yes, that is Shia under the paper bag. I know how badly we were all wishing that Michael Phelps finally got the message, but nah, just Shia. Is he really THAT big of a celeb that he has to resort to these kind of shenanigans? WTF is wrong with him? Sorry Kaka, I know you love him, but he's a LeDouche.
Kelly Osbourne checks into rehab
Um....wtf? I thought she was already there? Is it bad I'm not surprised, like, at all by this information? Just another day at the office for the Osbournes.
Padma is dating an old dude
Padma Lacksmilackalooloo from "Top Chef" is one hot babe. Saw her in person at Out 100 and I'm telling you, she is smokin.' So why in the same hell is she dating this old dude? I mean, if you're going to go that old, go with Hef and become one of the Girls Next Door! Wtf Padma, wtf.
Cat on Clothes
I have this weird thing I do whenever I get home from work. I immediately take of my tie, my shirt, and my pants, and walk around the house in a Tshirt and boxers for a while. It's weird, I know, but it's what I do. Anyway, the other day I didn't put my clothes away, I just threw them on my bed. I come in to my room later and Carrie is laying on my clothes. She has the ENTIRE bed to lay on and she chooses to lay on the only place I would prefer she not. Wtf? If her hand weren't draped so adorably around my watch, I would have been pissed. As it was, I just shooed her off and lint brushed away.
Mini Me kissing a doll
Apparently he's on Big Brother London but...I don't...I can't....wtf.....
I have this particular pair of headphones that I like so I always buy them but it NEVER FAILS they break within two months. One of the ears goes out and it drives me CRAZY only hearing out of one ear. Argh! Wtf?!