Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Your Face Bugs Me

Dear Kristen Stewart,


I don't like your face. It's not that you're ugly, your face just bugs me. That's all.

Best,
Brian

PS. Oh yeah. 'Twilight' was boring. You owe me $7.95 and about three hours of my time.

2 comments:

Ramsey said...

I couldn't agree more! Her acting reminds me of Shane from The L Word. I'm convinced she's a lesbian. Not that it makes me like her less in fact I think I'd like her more. But even if I liked her, her face would still bug me. It's like she's always high and/or hungover.

Heidi said...

Oh wait till I post my KS story tomorrow on my blog. You'll love it. :)