Okay. Enough of that. I've got a quick little post today--still under the weather and swamped at work. Before I get back to that though, a mini Thursday edition of...
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are Engaged
Clearly he's a homosexual, so what kind of a ruse is this? Also, she belongs with Adam Brody. Relationship Fail. Summer and Seth 2gether 4Evah!!
Max from THE MAX Doing Magic for Britney Spears' Tour
H2TN Rating: 3
This is more of a good "hell to the no." I know you all know Max. He was the creepy magician that always did magic when all the Saved By the Bell kids wanted a freakin' hamburger. Seeing as Brit Brit's tour is all about the "circus" a magician is only appropriate. I just hope that Max still has that amazing afro. I also hope I get to see this tour. Hint Hint P6. thanks to Page Six for the image
Pamela Anderson Should Not Be Wearing That
H2TN Rating: 8
Dear Pamela Anderson. You are old. Please don't wear this in public. No one needs to see that, and by no one, I mean NO ONE. And don't even get me started on your face, tranny.
Today in Spin Class I had, on the bike next to me, a Jon Hamm look-alike. Don Draper himself. He was tan, he was hot, his Jon Hamm hair kept getting in his face, he was all kinds of sweaty, and he kept moaning when the hills got tough. To make matters worse, there was a mirror in front of us and I kept finding myself staring at him. Not jumping his bones was one of the hardest things I've done. That's what she said.
American Idol's Danny Gokey's exploitation of his dead wife
H2TN Rating: Off the charts
Photo credit: Rickey.org
And that was your Thursday edition of "Oh Hell to the No."
And now please take a second to the hottest member of MTV News ever, Gideon Yago.
I know all you bitches remember him!