Here is why.
"Together again, gee it's good to be together again! I just can't imagine how you've ever been gone. It's not starting over, it's just going on!"
Animal chasing woman
"Woman! Woman! Woman!! Wooommaan."
"I'll trade anyone with a Jaccuuuuuzi!"
Camilla held hostage
And the subsequent chase by Animal
The "no no no" montage
"You can't take no for an answer, you can't take no for an answer!"
That's one of the amazing things about this movie is that there are SO. MANY. MONTAGES. It's so 80's--loves it.
Pete's Speech, Part 1
"Hey frog, I'll tell you what is. Big city, hm? Live, work, huh? But. Not in the open. Only peoples. Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples. Is dancing, is music, is potatoes. So, peoples is peoples. Okay?"
Makes absolutely no sense.
One of the things that his horrible about this movie, is...
That slut Jenny
Ugh. Hate her s'much. Who does she think she is with those horrible bangs and her Frog-stealing adulterous ways. Move over Cruz Beckham, I've got a new nemesis to occupy my time!
"Saying goodbye, why is it sad? Makes us remember the good times we had." I may or may not have put this on a cd that I gave to all of my Utah friends before I left....
Fozzie's part of this song was always soooo sad. Him sitting, alone, on the train with his teddy bear? Heartbreaking. I always thought it was weird that he had a teddy bear. Wouldn't he, as a bear, have like, a human doll? Actually, that's just creepy. Scratch that.
Piggy goes ape-shit, Part 1
When Piggy notices her man snuggling up on that whore-bag Jenny, let's just say she doesn't take it so well.
Homegirl had a right to be pissed!
Cal Defereance Perfume (Celebrity Cameos Part 1)
Of course this movie is filled with all kinds of celebrity cameos, perhaps the best one being Joan Rivers. She tried to make Piggy feel better about Kermit by giving her a bit of a makeover.
"You need freckles! Cutesy, cutesy, cutesy, cutesy, cutesy, cutesy!"
"A powder puff for you!"
"And a powder puff for me!"
Celebrity Cameos Part 2
"Bork bork bork!"
Liza with a Z
Look how young she looked!!!
Pigs Gone Wild
My favorite part in this entire movie is when Piggy's purse gets stolen. Rather than sit back and take it, she steals roller skates (yes, roller skates--this was 1984) from Gregory Hines and chases after the mugger. What follows is one of the greatest scenes in all of American film.
Look at that emotion. Miss Piggy should have won an Oscar for this role.
Throughout this scene, the camera cuts back to show Piggy skating really fast, chasing the mugger. It is actually a human in a giant pig suit. Roller skating. Scariest thing ever. Almost as scary as seeing this
Pete's Speech, Part 2
Clink Clink Clink Clink Clink
YOU'RE what's missing!
"Somebody's getting married.....somebody's getting maarrriiieeedd..."
"Somebody's getting maaaaaaaaaaarriiiiieeeeeeeeeed!"
"They're fin'ly getting maaaa rriiieeed now....."
And then we see them walking down the aisle....together...which is strange but whatever.
"He'll make me happy, each time I see him. He'll be the reason, my heart can grow." Ugh. So amazing.
THE END! So you see? Greatest. Movie. Ever. Well, okay, it's tied with "Sister Act 2." Don't make me pick favorites!