By now everyone and their retarted step-child has heard about Octo-mom and her eight babies. But these pictures....oh these pictures. It's totally worse than Kate Gosselin's pictures when she was pregnant and had that HORRIBLE hair cut (actually, when does Kate NOT have a horrible haircut?). Her belly looks like a human head....:::shudder::: WTF Octo-mom, wtf.
Joaquin Phoenix is normally an attractive man. But the less I can look at the current installment of his face, the better. I've seen homeless people look better than him. I mean, what about the guy that Zack and Screech saved on the special Christmas episode of Saved By the Bell? Totally looked better that Joaquin. Remember when Zack put a twenty in the phone? Zack: "Merry Christmas." Homeless Frank: "Thanks to you son, it will be." Then he falls in love with with Homeless Frank's daughter, Homeless Laura. Oh man, that's some good stuff. Anyway, yeah, Joaquin Phoenix is crazy.
No, that's not the kid's little brother---it's his SON!!!!!! And no, that lady isn't his mom, it's his GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! The boy is 13, the girl is 15. They thought that having a baby would be fun, so they did it. At 13?!?!? I didn't even know your stuff could work like that at 13?!?! That's just so not right, so many shades of wrong I can't even begin to think about it. Homegirl done be lookin' rough too, just as a side note. Anyway, mazel tov. Good luck to ya cause you're going to need it! Condoms people, condoms. Wtf.
WTF Hilarious: Part 1, Angela
They also gave Kelly Kapur a birthday party and as her present, gave her the option of watching one hour of tv while at work, or taking a one hour nap. As nice as it would be to watch tv at work....well....I already do that. So I'd pick a nap too!!!
WTF Hilarious Part 2: Liz LEEEMON!!
Omg, Liz was on a date with the super hot Jon Hamm, when she left to use the restroom. He opened a window in the kitchen and the bathroom door swung open to reveal this:
I was DYING. He was like "we just went from date 1, to 20" and she said "no! I would NEVER let you see that!" So funny.
Also, Jack was late for his Valentine's Day reservations with Salma Hayek b/c she made him go to church. During the Our Father, his phone rang and it was his assistant. This is what he said:
"Our Jonathan, who art in the office, hallowed be my reservation. If you are able, hold my table at Plunder as we well not be there by seven. Have them delay our heavenly desert and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause lateness against us."
Again, I was dying. A great night of comedy all around.
Well, WTF, I now find myself in the mid-afternoon. Talk about a late blog post! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go make a call to British Ben. :) I'll be posting the Gay Truth Booth later this afternoon so look forward to that--no lisp this time!!!