By now you all have heard about this Scottish "singing sensation" that was on Britian's Got Talent or some shit like that. Basically America is going buckwild because Susan Boyle is a fatty who can sing. Personally? WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? I mean, her "I Dreamed a Dream" was okay, and pretty unexpected coming from ManBrows up there, but I just don't understand why everyone is dyking out over this bitch. As Isis said in "Bring It On": "It was good, but it wasn't all that." Maybe I'm not hearing something that everyone else is? Is it like that high pitched sound that only dogs can hear? I dunno. At any rate, I'm sick of hearing about her! I'm one step away from "I hate your face" and that's a place you DON'T want to be, Susan Boyle. Ya hear me?!
THIRTY DAYS IN NEW YORK: Dinner.
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