EEEEEYYYYIKES! Look at that baby! That's some fug up in here! How does that even happen, you're gorgeous! But that baby...I mean....it's like the spawn of a Latin Princess and Skeletor or something!
Eeeeeeeyyyikkes!!! Now that is one....pretty girl. Ooh, do you know what would be fun? If we had a Pretty Party!!!!
Ah....now don't you feel better? After seeing that baby surely you must feel a little bit better about your own, no? I thought so. So yeah, get to the point Brian. Basically I'm sorry that you have an ugly baby but look on the bright side--it could be worse.
PS. Loved you in "Wedding Planner." "Monster-In-Law?" Not s'much.