One funny moment from this weekend involved me, Whole Foods, and Sheryl Crow.
Long story short, there's a boy and things aren't going the way I'd like them to. The end. Anyway, I'm in Whole Foods last night getting dinner and I'm just kind of mulling around, deciding what to get. I'm not even paying attention to what's going on around me, just very in my head, emotional, etc. Anyway, I start making my salad and I'm casually singing along to the song that they're playing above. Then I notice what I'm singing:
"If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad. If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?"
Saturday night I was lucky enough to be invited to the Kido clan's 2nd annual Girl's Night. While yes, mother, I do realize that I am a guy, every girl has to have her token gay and I just happen to be that for this group of lovely women. And it is a title I am more than happy to bear. What I didn't realize, however, is how girls like to dress up for Girls Night. I threw on a short sleeved button down and jeans, thinking I was totes aprop. While I looked fine, I paled in comparison to how amazing the girls looked--a fact that I continued to lament about the entire night. With a Girl's Night comes drinks, and with drinks come out the cameras, and with cameras comes....
A PHOTO BONANZA!!!!!
Upon arrival, I was quick to discover that I was not alone in my choice of plaid/gingham. Thank you Bridget and...other blonde girl...for being my cohorts the entire evening!
I was also quick to discover something else when I arrived
WOAH!! Rachel, bringing the girls out to play! Seriously though--that is some movie star cleavage. You better work it bitch!
Always good to see my girl Dara and talk about what's happening on the Bravo. She's got me RIL excited for "NYC Prep," the new season of Rachel Zoe in July, and the two (yes, two) Real Housewives of New Jersey reunions. My favorite thing about this picture is how Dara is WORKING that pose. At the bar later, she brought Sexy Back yet again.
You know what I smell, Dara? "Facebook profile picture!" Oh snap.
After one big group picture (and me SLAMMING my head on the ceiling as I climbed the stairs to take the picture) we were ready to go dancing!
Oh yes Brian, dancing. Now, for those of you who don't know, straight people dancing is very, very different than when the homos go out and shake it. There are rules, there are certain moves you MUST do in order to fit in. A few of those moves:
The Shoulder Brush Off
The Flirty, Sexy Pout
The raised eyebrow, model pout
This picture is a double point move because we have the Lean and Roll as evidenced by Poulous and myself and then Kido is doing the Straight Girl Hand in the Air move. We know how to coordinate our moves, that's right.
I put a question mark because....
The flip around/sing at your face move
Hey um...Brian? Kido? There's a camera. Look up please.
No, Kido. Kido!!! Kaka!! Over here!
The night was so much fun (and very much needed) and it just made me THAT much more excited for Spring Break Real World Long Island Part 2: The Duel. Thanks again for inviting me along ladies, I'll be your token Gay any day of the week. Love you!