I walk in this morning and everyone seems to be in a REALLY cranky mood so I put on my headphones and start working away. I'm opening email and I come to my daily Groupon. I read "$25 for a $50 Authentic Mediterranean Cruise when in actuality the email read:
Cuisine Brian. Not cruise. No wonder I was all "damn, that's one cheap ass cruise!"
I was born in the wagon of a traveling show. My mama used to dance for the pennies they'd throw. I'm miss American dream since I was seventeen. I'm Mrs. Lifesytle's of the rich and famous. I'm Mrs. oh my God that Britney's shameless...oh wait...no I'm not. I'm just me. Brian B.