It was too hot, too crowded, and I kept losing my friends. You would have been cranky too. I managed to pull it together though and made it to Monday in one pice. Well....almost one piece.
Faux Pas #1:
I'm wearing two different socks today. I couldn't find either's match this morning and didn't have the time to search. In my defense, however, they're both argyle. That has to count for something.
Faux Pas #2
Bitch, I don't need to be assulted with this fashion emergency first thing in the morning. I was already running late and then to see this? I mean, I don't even know what's going on! The top half is like an African Poncho and the bottom half is like paint splattered coveralls. I'm so confused...and so offended.
Faux Pas #3
I got this Facebook message this weekend. I do not know this girl. But how dare she insinuate I'm "easy not slutty?" I'm totally slutty! And "thank you for tonight?" Oh my....I wonder what I did to promote such gratitude. Wait...am I straight now? My mother will be so happy.
Sunday was the first day of our bowling league and it was a blast!! Seriously, despite the early start time (12:30 on a SUNDAY?!) we rocked it and had so much fun. I had the highest score in the first game (you're welcome) and the second game I was doing SO well. I took a picture so I had proof.
There's a girl in my neighborhood who looks like the Beast from the 1993 tv series "Beauty and the Beast." This morning I could have sworn she was following me. It was a very frightening moment for 8:30 am.
Faux Pas # 6
Last night while watching tele with Page Six and the Boy, this gorgeous face came on the screen:
Amazing, right? He then proceeds to tell us that "Santa wants to give your girlfriend the best present ever - a pap smear." HOMO SAY WHAT? So random, so unexpected, so NOT okay. Boo on you gorgeous sir. For the full story and VIDEO, go to Page Six's blog here