Monday, February 1, 2010

7 Lessons Learned

Kristina's family opened up their new bowling alley this weekend and all the city kids made the trek out to Queens to help celebrate. Many lessons were learned in the short five hours we were there but I'd like to share just a few of them with you.

1. When Kido and Page Six say the wait is "two hours," they are lying.

2. Kristina makes a mean drink and is the cutest bartender around. She also forgets about your drink if your name is "Brian."

3. Mozzerella sticks make you feel fat. So do cheeseburgers, fries, and one onion ring.

4. Astoria is far. "Outer Astoria" is frickin' Africa.

5. Quarters is an acceptable way to pass the time. Also acceptable? "I have Never," waiting in line for drinks, and complaining about the wait. And in Dan's case, Grindr.

6. Bowling after six drinks makes you really good.

I got a 155 people. LEFT HANDED and in a SLING!! That's better than my score right handed multiple weeks. I'm something of a bionic man. Six drinks = great.
7. Seven drinks makes you awful. First game 155. Second game? 60.

Guess it was that seventh drink.

1 comment:

Dan said...

OMG!! i would never GRINDR in astoria! Please!!